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The famous Chav Test returns - now more accurate than ever before!

Chav Test II




 

Has any friends of family members been pregnant under the age of 20?
Yes
No
Do you know the location of your local JD Sports store?
Yes
No
Do you own more trainers than normal shoes?
Yes
No
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Hackett, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Nickelson?
Yes
No
Have you ever referred to your home as your 'Gaff' 'Drum' 'Yard' ?
Yes
No
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon?
Yes
No
Have you ever bough Super Kings?
Yes
No
Do any of your friends or family own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier?
Yes
No
Have you ever had a fight with cab driver?
Yes
No
Have you ever worn hoop earings?
Yes
No
Do you think Starbucks coffees are too expensive?
Yes
No
Have you ever thrown up in the street?
Yes
No
Have you ever vandalised a phone booth?
Yes
No
Have you ever reffered to your frends as your 'crew' or your' massive'
Yes
No
Do you know who Mike Skinner is?
Yes
No
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter?
Yes
No
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor?
Yes
No
Do you use external Christmas decorations?
Yes
No
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination?
Yes
No
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in jail?
Yes
No
Do you know a drug dealer?
Yes
No
Are tinted windows cool?
Yes
No
Have you ever bought 'economy' brand at Sainsbury's?
Yes
No
Do you listen to Drum n Bass?
Yes
No
Have you ever purchased jewelry at H.Samuel?
Yes
No
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm?
Yes
No
Do you know anyone from Hastings or Croydon?
Yes
No
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs?
Yes
No
Have you ever had a full English Breakfast abroad?
Yes
No
Are any of your friends of family receiving a benefit?
Yes
No
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors?
Yes
No
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney?
Yes
No
Have you ever been to Chelsea Football Club?
Yes
No
Do you own a gold chain, sovereign ring or Burberry Cap?
Yes
No
Have you ever shopped at Bluewater?
Yes
No
Are you scared of your neighbours?
Yes
No
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Vauxhal Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Impreza, Fiar Punto?
Yes
No
Dio you read Max Power, The Daily Star, Heat or the Sun?
Yes
No
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport?
Yes
No
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub?
Yes
No
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift'
Yes
No
Have you ever ordered Ham Egg and Chips at a restaurant?
Yes
No
Do you understand text abbreviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before)
Yes
No
Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding?
Yes
No
Have you ever drank Lager before midday?
Yes
No
Would you consider a honeymoon in Tenerife?
Yes
No

 


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