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So you think you're not a Chav? Maybe you're a bit posh... take the test and find out! (I'm 27% apparently)

The Posh Test

Can you ride a horse?
Yes
No

Have you ever been on a bus?
Yes
No

At home, do you have a different set of cutlery for guests?
Yes
No

Do you take off your shoes before you enter your house?
Yes
No

Have you ever paid extra for a first class ticket?
Yes
No

Do you pronounce garage 'garahhj'?
Yes
No

Have you ever had a room called the 'study' in your house?
Yes
No

Do you own a land rover? (which has never seen mud)
Yes
No

Do you have a mantelpiece?
Yes
No

Have you ever seen a polo game?
Yes
No

Do you eat your evening meal at the dinner table?
Yes
No

Have you ever had a ski lesson?
Yes
No

Do you own a barbour jacket and/or green hunter wellies?
Yes
No

Did you call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy' after the age of 10?
Yes
No

Does your household own more than one car?
Yes
No

Does your house have a name rather than a number?
Yes
No

Do you hide your spare loo roll under decorative covers?
Yes
No

Do you or any of your friends have double-barrelled surnames?
Yes
No

Have you ever been to the ballet/opera?
Yes
No

Do you have a real christmas tree at christmas?
Yes
No

Do you read the tabloids?
Yes
No

Have you ever bought jewellery from a catalogue?
Yes
No

Do you know how to use a bidet?
Yes
No

Have you ever used a french phrase in casual conversation?
Yes
No

Do any of your friends have a title? (other than Mr/Mrs/Dr/etc)
Yes
No

Do you know a 'Rupert' or a 'Philippa'?
Yes
No

Did you have a paper round?
Yes
No

Do you do your food shopping at Sainsbury's/Marks & Spencers?
Yes
No

Do you keep carrier bags?
Yes
No

Do you wear a fashion scarf/pashmina?
Yes
No

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