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How much of a pisshead are you? Take this test and find out...

Drunk Test

Have you ever gone out drinking more than 3 days on the trot?
Yes
No


 

Have you ever said "oh come on stay out for one more!!" ?
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Have you ever fallen down whilst being a little drunk?
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Ever tried inserting a condom/balloon up your nose and getting it out your mouth?
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Have you ever made a Punch that was a little too strong?
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Have you drunkenly snogged a pals bird/bloke ?
Yes
No

Ever Climbed a statue to place a traffic cone strategically on its head/body?
Yes
No

Ever made a pass at a friends parent when steamin?
Yes
No

Ever purchased a doner kebab?
Yes
No

Have you accidentally set fire to yourself or your flat when pissed?
Yes
No

Injured yourself whilst drunkenly showing your 'moves'
Yes
No

Woke up after a party with no idea where you are?
Yes
No

Woke up semi naked after a party beside a complete stranger?
Yes
No

Snogged a good lookin babe/dude who turned out to be a dog
Yes
No

ever had a taxi driver refuse you entry for being too drunk ?
Yes
No

ever 'lost' your mates in a club only to find 'brand new' ones ?
Yes
No

Ever drunkenly told someone you "Really, really, REALLY love them"
Yes
No

Have you ever drunkenly insulted your boss/senior management
Yes
No

Ever split up with bird/bloke when drunk only to grovel the next day?
Yes
No

Have you ever woken up with sick in your hair
Yes
No

Have you ever been sick in a bed (not necessarily your own)
Yes
No

Woken up in a bath? Not necessarilly full
Yes
No

Do you take your cans back from the party that you haven’t drunk?
Yes
No

Have you ever drank on a bus?
Yes
No

Have you ever let slip a little wee in the bed when semi conscious or asleep?
Yes
No

Do you measure your wages in beer shillings?
Yes
No

Worn a pair of pants (don’t have to be yours) on your head for a "laff"
Yes
No

Created a big scene on a nite out to which you have no memory of the next day?
Yes
No

Ever "followed thru" (wet fart or worse) when particularly goosed?
Yes
No

spent your taxi/bus fare home on drinks and had to walk home?
Yes
No

Have you ever lusted after any type of animal when honking drunk (eg badger)?
Yes
No

Ever drank from a can or bottle at a party that has been used as an ashtray?
Yes
No

Have you ever shaved any of your hair off when tiddly?
Yes
No

Snogged a same sex friend "as a joke/for a laff" on a night out?
Yes
No

Came home minus a shoe from a party or night out?
Yes
No

Have you fell asleep "on the job"?
Yes
No

Mooned the police (posh folk that means baring your chuff at the filth)
Yes
No

Taken your top clothing off in a pub/club and paraded about bare chested?
Yes
No

Attempted to get your friend to unwittingly drink your urine?
Yes
No

Turned up to work absolutely incapable of speech/rational thought and mingin of drink?
Yes
No

Have you ever peed somwhere you assumed to be the toilet but wasn’t?
Yes
No


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