Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the
dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
What are the bumps around a girl's nipples?
They read "suck here" in braille.
What do they teach a blind gynecolegist in med school?
How to read lips!!!
Why are bats blind?
Well, you wouldn't see too good if you hung upside-down all day, would you?
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What do you call a blind rabbit sitting on your face?
An unsightly facial hare!
