Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails?
To hide the Air Valve!

How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer?
There's white out all over the screen.

Why did the blond have a sore belly button?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.

What's the difference between a blond and a brick?
When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

How do you confuse a blond?
Put her in a curricular room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?
Tells you she did it.

What does a blonde an a computer have in common?
You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.

How do you change a blondes mind?
Blow in her ear

What do you call a blond with a dollar on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.

What is the similarity between a smart blond, Santa and the tooth fairy?
They are all make believe.

Why did the blond climb on the roof?
She heard that drinks were on the house.

How do you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
There is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What do you call a blond with a half brain?
Gifted.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... blondes will screw anything.