Tim Timminy Tim Timminy
Tim Tim Teroo
We've got Tim Howard and he says f**k you!

Timmy Howard
F**k Off
He plays in our net
F**k Off
Timmy Howard
F**k Off
He's got Tourette's

He's bald he's scouse,
He'll rob your f**king House,
Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon

Vieira ooooh!
Vieira ooooh!
He wants to leave the scum,
cuz Campbell wants his bum!

Shall we find a,
Shall we find a,
Shall we find a Ground for you!
Shall we find a Ground for you.
(Middlesbrough fans to Fulham.)

Steve McClaren came to town riding on a pony,
Sunderland have got Phil Babb and we've got Maccarone
(Middlesbrough fans.)

Posh spice is a slapper her knickers smell of c*ck,
And when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Ormerod.

“Cheer up Peter Reid, Oh what can it mean.... he sent Sunderland down and now he's trying with Leeds...”

"Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal,
How did he miss?
Arsenal took the piss,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs."

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bowyer,
Oooh! Ah!
We want to knooooooow, why your not in jail! .

Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Jerzy, Jerzy, Dudek.

Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!